June 2012
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Tomb Raider, Rape Culture, and a Concise...
I’m still collecting my thoughts from the Big Three’s press conferences, so thanks for bearing with me through my horrifically busy schedule this past week. I want to take a short break from the madness of E3 to talk about something only tangentially related: Tomb Raider.
Now, listen - I’m not going to stand up and issue forth an indictment of this almost two-decade-old...
caramelzappa asked: Just read your EA conference impressions. Just wanted to say that Crysis 1 was most definately a sandbox game. It was all about having these huge environments, willed with destructible objects, and how you could use the nanosuit to approach a situation from any angle and handle it however you wanted. It's sandbox in that you can use whatever playstyle or strategy you want at any time and just...
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Ubisoft @ E3 2012: Awkward, Tasteless, and Dumb.
or, What the Fuck Did I Just Take
Wow.
I just got done watching Gamespot’s replay of the Ubisoft press conference from yesterday - my work schedule is necessitating a more leisurely pace for these recaps. And… I don’t know, you guys. Someone really needs to check in on Yves Guillemot, make sure he’s okay. This shit is getting weird. And I don’t mean Satoru Iwata...
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GameSpy: SimCity Disappointment: You Won't Be Able... →
Oh, dear.
As anyone who’s played one knows, one of the simplest pleasures of any SimCity game, dating back to the 1989 original, is the consequence-free “What if?” scenario. The kind where you obliterate your city by triggering an apocalyptic wave of fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, and monster attacks, then time-warp it back to pristine condition by loading a saved game. When I...
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EA: Medal of Honor, Battlefield, and the White...
So you guys saw these games during the EA press conference, right? If not, go check it out. I’ll wait.
[[MORE]]Welcome back.
A brief word on BF3 before I get into the real meaty stuff. And please understand that when I ask this, I’m not trying to be a smartass:
What is the difference between all of these games?
Full disclosure: These military FPSes really aren’t my thing....